Sunday, January 31, 2010
A new year, a few jokes
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Quotes: Round #5
Friday, October 2, 2009
Quotes: Round #4
L = lecturer
C = class
S = student
Is it possible to swallow and breathe at the same time? - S
Why do you ask? Do you have big plans for tonight? - L
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Quotes: Round #3
Quotes: Round #2
Quotes: Round #1
Sayings by lecturers in medical school…
In reference to an infant with ectopia cordis…Look at that, one game of kickball and that kid is DONE. – L
In reference to how medical technology has changed over the years…If you had an MI in 1929 the treatment was simple and short…we buried you - L
You learn biochemistry and how to do drugs. – L
Laughter - C
I didn’t mean it like that. Must have been a flashback from the 60’s. I didn’t do that stuff. – L
Yeah right… - ENTIRE C
What is the third leading cause of death in the US? – L
Listening to your lectures. – S
In reference to how females are able to multi-task due to more connections between brain hemispheres, spoken by a male doctor…The most multi-tasking I can do is take a shower and pee at the same time – L
A past experience story in reference to a patient and how to get yourself out of a situation…Has your penis always been this small?(gonadal hypoplasia) – L