Quotes: Round #1

Sayings by lecturers in medical school…

L=lecturer

C=class

S=fellow student

In reference to an infant with ectopia cordis…Look at that, one game of kickball and that kid is DONE. – L

In reference to how medical technology has changed over the years…If you had an MI in 1929 the treatment was simple and short…we buried you - L

You learn biochemistry and how to do drugs. – L

Laughter - C

I didn’t mean it like that. Must have been a flashback from the 60’s. I didn’t do that stuff. – L

Yeah right… - ENTIRE C

What is the third leading cause of death in the US? – L

Listening to your lectures. – S

In reference to how females are able to multi-task due to more connections between brain hemispheres, spoken by a male doctor…The most multi-tasking I can do is take a shower and pee at the same time – L

A past experience story in reference to a patient and how to get yourself out of a situation…Has your penis always been this small?(gonadal hypoplasia) – L